THE REFUSE
SACK DRESS
A conceptual critique of high-fashion commodification. Repurposing standard 70L municipal waste liners into a high-volume, structured silhouette. Fitted with the iconic sky-blue drawstring bow.
WEAR & CARE GUIDELINES
APERTURE TESTING
Engineered to bypass logistics delays. A rigid flat-pack form factor designed to slide directly through standard 40mm letterbox profiles.
TEST COMPLETED
Flat-pack carton cleared the aperture with 0mm friction. Standard letterbox compatible. Zero delivery trips missed.
THE DETAILS
A rigorous approach to minimal waste. We believe the future of fashion is disposable, waterproof, and extremely flat.
An artistic statement on hyper-inflated fashion prices. This piece mimics the exact texture, weight, and function of an upscale designer garment while remaining, fundamentally, a black plastic bin bag. Sculpted neck aperture cinched with industrial drawstring.
Features pre-cut arm and leg entryways. To maintain high-concept silhouette integrity, pair exclusively with patent-leather thigh-high boots, long black opera gloves, and a complete disregard for public opinion. One-size profile allows for natural draping.
Crafted from 100% recycled municipal waste lining. The flat-pack folding layout measures exactly 320mm x 230mm x 20mm, meeting the strict Royal Mail Large Letter standard. Ships with carbon-neutral transit partners directly to your doormat.
WE JUST PACKAGED IT BETTER."
THE DOORMAT SUBSCRIPTION
Receive one flat-packed conceptual garment delivered directly through your letterbox every single month. High-fashion curation, zero delivery friction.
THE TIN FOIL TIARA
Product 06 / Kitchen-grade reflective aluminum. Hand-sculpted adjustable crown profile. Fits flat in large letter envelope.
WEAR & CARE GUIDELINES
- CRUMPLE-FIT: Mold the item gently using finger pressure. Aluminum fatigue will occur after approximately 15 folds.
- STRIKE DANGER: Do not wear during active electrical storms or near exposed high-voltage wiring.
- CLEANING: Wipe down with a dry microfibre cloth. Avoid dampness or acid cleaning to prevent premature dulling.